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Fart on Me.

An erotic tale of friendship and lubrication.
Jul 30 '14

perks-of-being-chinese:

welcome to tumblr (part 2)

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese)

Jul 30 '14

(Source: meerareed)

Jul 29 '14

appleznbananaz:

nightmarecircles:

Meeting your con friends out of costume

Literally the most accurate post

(Source: lilcoochie)

Jul 29 '14
ckings:

READ THIS SOMEWHERE IN FACEBOOK AND I’m screeching is it bad i completely support what the guy does LOL

ckings:

READ THIS SOMEWHERE IN FACEBOOK AND I’m screeching is it bad i completely support what the guy does LOL

Jul 29 '14

alwaysbealonewolf:

Omg laughed so hard

(Source: apostateofmind)

Jul 29 '14

darning-socks:

Birds of a feather.

Jul 29 '14
  • baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
  • mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
  • baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
  • mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers
Jul 29 '14
Jul 29 '14

rosenrot5:

itsclintoncraig:

shakirugh:

when Americans compare the World Cup to the Super Bowlimage

I don’t think you people understand how massive the Super Bowl is in this country

I don’t think you people understand how massive the World Cup is in the whole world

Jul 29 '14

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

bloodwort:

frusturbation:

janefondle:

xpsycho:

eatimitationcrab:

setbabiesonfire:

Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

Sign the Change.org petition and get this story out there.

SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

This post has 140k notes, yet the change.org petition only has 44k. Sign the damn petition! 

This broke my fucking heart.

hey this needs about 16k more signatures

SIGNAL BOOST

(Source: revolutionary-afrolatino)